The Maine Problem

"The age of consent for sex in the state of Maine is 16, so how can this school in good conscience give birth control to girls who are 11?"

"I can't get my daughter to be able to take cupcakes to school on a birthday because of the fear of peanuts or glutens of whatever, but they'll give her progesterone shots? Hey public schools, give her the cupcake."

"This is an assault on my relationship with my children."

"Oh but by the way, you can't send a tylenol to school for a headache without our permission. This is craziness."