"What?"

No lie, I am helping at a concert for 10 year olds when...

a lady comes up to me and asks, "Is there where you're meeting your mother?"

It didn't really register at first what she was asking so I just blurted out, "What?!"

She said it again. "Are you meeting your mother here?"

"What?!!?" I exclaim a second time.

Then it registers on her face. I am not a child.

"Oh." She offers. "You're an adult."